 Control A Woman Remote Control
Your price: $9.95 (inc. gst)
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Ok guys - you have seen the email with the image of a 'woman' remote control - now it's time to try the real thing! The 'Control a Woman - Make her do what you want' remote control will allow you to live the life you have always wanted!*
Not ony will you be ablew to have her give you beer, food and sex on demand* but you will be able to instantly have her stop nagging, moaning and whining!* The Mute and PMS Off buttons are in prominent positions at the top of the remote control while all critical commands are arranged in the middle in a large, easy to locate and operate grouping of buttons including:
- Forgive
- Forget
- Move On
- Say No
- Say Yes
- Cook
- Clean
- Leave
The centerpiece button of the remote control is a wisely placed 'Remove Clothes' command. 'Calm Down' and 'Hurry Up' functions are not forgotton neither is the obligatory breasts increase / decrease buttons.
Perfect gift for the guy who wants everything! Effectiveness of the 'Control a Woman - Make her do what you want' remote control is guaranteed!**
Operating Instructions:
Point Remote at subject
Push any button on remote
Hope for the best.
Enjoy results or prepare for retaliation depending on mood of subject.
No batteries required - Powered by positive thinking.
* Actual results may vary wildly.
** All guarantees in this product description will not be honoured.
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